I know it’s hard to believe but a week ago I was a 40 year old CEO of one of the largest companies in Britain. I had everything you could dream of; a hot wife, a good family, houses all around the world and a collection of sports cars.
Now, I’m under witness protection, along with my entire family, after my whole office was killed by a hitman. Who knew that when you entered witness protection the literally gave you a new life!?
The new life I was given was that of an 18 year old, let me tell you it’s amazing to be young again, I never really had the genetics to build any muscle, but now I can’t help but walk around in just my pants. Suppose that’s why the witness protection program pulled some strings and now I’ve got auditions to be a model.
I’m guess I’m sad to lose my old life, but I never really had any fun, my whole life revolved around work, now I can relax a bit and have some fun.
They even managed to keep my family together but the dynamics have changed a bit, my wife is now my mum, while my 13 year old son is now my father and my daughter is my old brother. I guess it’s a bit strange, but who can complain?
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