Friday, 31 December 2021

The Bro Wall



Scrolling through my instagram feed I let out a sigh, every other picture was now some hot guy in front of this mural downtown that had become a sudden instagram hotspot. It was stupid, what was so impressive about a wall that every guy in town wanted to take a picture in front of it?

It was only when I was walking pasted it my chance one afternoon on my lunch break that I decided to finally give in a take a photo. I was nowhere near as hot or muscular as every other guy that had taken a photo in front of it, but for some reason I felt drawn towards it. I stood in front of it for a few moments before awkwardly trying to take a selfie in front of it, getting frustrated when I couldn’t get myself and the mural in the frame. 

“Yo, bro” yelled this big muscular jock, as he jogged over towards me, his large pecs bouncing as he approached me. “Want me to take the pic for you bro?” he asked with a smile.

“Umm.. sure” I said, awkwardly as I handing him my phone, “Thanks”. He took the phone and held it up, taking a few steps back to get it all in frame. 

“Great now smile” he yelled out to me, “and get ready for your life to change” he muttered. The flash on my phone went off and I was temporarily stunned, it was much brighter than it usually was. I blinked a few times and stumbled slightly, my vision darkened as sunglasses appeared on my face. “Bro!” I said with a cheery smile as I adjusted my baseball cap, unaware that it had not been there several seconds ago, “Lemme see” I say taking my phone off him. “Ah, that looked great bro” I say fist bumping him, “really shows off my muscles, now lets get to the gym bro, gotta work on making this bad boys bigger”




 

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