Look at these muscles! You probably think that I spend all my time in the gym, making sure that I eat healthily and never have a cheat day, but I have never stepped inside a gym in my life, let alone lifted a weight. I was a scientist and spent most of my time in the lab researching parallel universes.
I actually discovered that they exist, although I haven't told anyone, not yet anyway. I’ve travelled to a few, and they’re all different in their own ways. Theres a universe were women are the dominant gender, another where people age backwards, and one where eating fast food actually made you gain muscle and going to they gym made you fat, that was my favourite.
I had spent several weeks in that universe eating all kid of fast food, it was weird watching my muscles grown larger and larger, but even weirder was peoples reactions. In this universe muscles were treated the way we treat fatness, morbidly obese guys covered all the magazines and were seen as the ideal body.
This was going to be my last meal here, as soon as I’m done with this drink, I'll be heading back to my own universe. I might come back every once and a while, maybe with a few friends, and we might even make a detour to the universe were the majority of the world is gay. Who knows!
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