It had been a year now since my family and I entered the Witness Protection Program and had new identities and bodies assigned to us, and this was the first holiday we have had together as a family, or ‘bros’ as the government agents tell us to refer to each other. Let’s just say its weird having your mom and dad suddenly be two guys your own age.
Thats me on the left, luckily not much has changed about me, I'm still a guy, still 18, the only real change was my looks and the full arm tattoo that now adorns my right arm. I do have a bit more confidence in this body, I would normally never be caught dead with my shirt off.
My father is in the middle, he used to be this big hairy overweight middle-aged man and now he's 18 again and the smallest of us all. He has been trying to go to the gym as often as he can, but his new bodies metabolism is apparently sky high and he can seem to put on any weight.
My mother is on the right, she seems to have gotten use to the fact that she is now a guy, in fact she's become quite the ladies man, every night so far on this holiday she's taken some girl back to the hotel room with her, one night see even invited my dad and I to join them, I refused but my dad gladly accepted. Lets just day I stayed out late that night and came home to the girl having gone and the two of them wrapped around each other in bed, it must be hard for the two of them.
I know this wasn’t a very usual family holiday, but hey, a holiday with my bros is all I really need.
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